Latest Tweets:

ashleysblog1234:

cooleoreos:

pregnantmales:

why wasnt i a part of this

IM STILL LAUGHING OVER THIS IT’S BEEN A DAY

what is this even from

THE PINK ONE IS SO INTO IT

WHAT IS THI S OMFG

but the real question is where can i watch this

this post gets me through everything

I 100% laughed out loud and woke up my cats.

oh come one that blue ones not even tryign

the orange one isn’t even doing it right

the brown one before the pink one on the left omg I am crying

FOUND IT

idek

(Source: komaedakouhai)

iwishlilbwasmygrandpa:

fuuck your bedtime mom. its probably like 5 am in china right now. time is a human construction that doesnt even exisgt. if u reject time you can transcend it. please i want to play halo

(Source: flip5600, via sunalwaysshining)

fivestupidboys:

having a really good joke but executing it poorly

image

(via sunalwaysshining)

dontbeanassbutt:

moc-tod-ffuts-modnar:

iamtonysexual:

sherlock-mania:

remember-pants-terezi:

heyxkids:

YOU CANT CHANGE THE VOLUME OF THE VOICE IN YOUR HEAD

FUCKING TRY I DARE YOU

ITS IMPOSSIBLE AND ITS REALLY FUCKING WITH MY MIND SOMEONE HUG ME

I CAN MAKE IT SCREAM WITHOUT GETTING LOUDER

H E L P

Holy shit whispering is the same volume as shouting as loud as I can

what have you done

We think in concepts

Concepts have no volume

Because a thought is the loudest silence of all.

whoa there socrates

(Source: frenchy--fries, via sunalwaysshining)

ashleysblog1234:

flipphones:

shouldnt have had that second cupcake i moaned as i reached for my ninth

story of my life

(Source: strocka)

lilaira:

ocelotcommander:

daftcake:

omg did u see that ghost

When I saw that and thought it can’t get better

it did

(Source: bestvines12, via nerddefender)

(Source: methflavor, via nerddefender)

Most to Least Sarcastic

wayward-sons-and-fallen-angels:

lightbringing-fallen-angel:

shitthesignssay:

  1. Aquarius
  2. Scorpio
  3. Gemini
  4. Capricorn
  5. Cancer
  6. Virgo
  7. Leo
  8. Pisces
  9. Taurus
  10. Sagittarius
  11. Aries
  12. Libra

third place, well that’s just lovely

Oh yeah, last, that’s really accurate, spot on there.

(via nerddefender)

yolo-yoga:

sanhaim:

t-h-o-t-h:

concernedresidentofbakerstreet:

i think we found the opposite of nash greir

I’m glad people are seeing this

As a guy, I agree with him 100% we are dicks and we are not worth it.

this is SOOO important to understand. Don’t change yourself for others.

(Source: the90sk-i-d-s, via demuns)

  • 15-year-old me: MOM I'm practically an ADULT ugggh you never let me do ANYTHING in olden times i could get MARRIED *eye roll into another dimension*
  • me now: for my birthday i want food and to stay on your health insurance

relahvant:

relahvant:

that feeling you get when you’re happy

image

oh… yeah that one haha

(via perks-of-being-chinese)

novelteathought:

strivingking:

When you’re feeling down and out, REAL friends be like

image

okay but the guy in blue gets up and hold onto the back of the red guys shirt like a small child or perhaps a duckling

(via ashleysblog1234)

sachimo:

high school more like sigh school

(Source: bircls, via guy)