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Andrew Scott introduces Pride (in cinemas September 2014)

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dont-stop-runninggg:

knowledge is knowing that a tomato is a fruit

wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad 

That was deep

philosophy is wondering if that means ketchup is a smoothie

That was deeper.

common sense is knowing that ketchup isn’t a damn smoothie you nasty

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My friend’s dog had 14 puppies. This is how they’re kept out of trouble while she cleans the house

oh my god

technicalldifficulties:

awwww-cute:

My friend’s dog had 14 puppies. This is how they’re kept out of trouble while she cleans the house

oh my god

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Tara :3

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academy:

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lawebloca:

The salmon send their best assassin

lawebloca:

The salmon send their best assassin

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nosdrinker:

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nosdrinker:

why does one ply toilet paper exist

i honestly prefer single ply, it feels lighter and more effective and the rolls last longer because the sheets are thinner.

ok poophands

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*5

"Jack and Jill went up the hill.
Jack burned out on booze and pills.
And Mary had a little lamb.
Mary just don’t give a damn no more."

Merry Go-Round: Kacey Musgraves (via karmic-chaos)

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charliemcdonnell:

how my emotions work

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michaelgclifford:

i HATE this band like

michael is taller than calum

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luke is taller than calum

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michael is taller than luke

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ashton is taller than luke???

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BUT LIKE

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APPARENTLY NONE OF THAT IS RIGHT

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hastinq:

these were like 3$ omf also finn in the background

perfhmu:

hastinq:

these were like 3$ omf
also finn in the background

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quentintarrantino:

I like cards against humanity because it’s offensive and because this is an actual review on their website they chose to publish:

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