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So I woke up a while ago in coughing fits. I started gagging after I coughed and so I got up to tell my grandma(coincidently What Makes You Beautiful came on <3) that I felt like I was going to throw up. She gave me medicine and I went back to my bedroom. I spit up a lot, but never threw up.
Point of the story: I feel like shit.

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limey404:

stop doing things in unison you adorable little jerKs

God dammit

A thing I love about Gravity Falls is the twins’ personalities are so distinct, you sometimes forget they’re twins. Yet at the same time they will often do ‘twin’ things like move or talk in unison. They’re their own characters yet they are also a set, and that healthy balance is a great characterization.

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surprisebitch:

when you receive anonymous hate

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baracknobama:

they dont even sell garages at garage sales

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What people think recovery looks like vs. what it really looks like

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*9

SHOCKING

spoopybarakarts:

AMERICA IS DIVERSE SO NOT EVERYONE SPEAKS ENGLISH!!?!1!11132!!!!.
SO SOMETIMES WHEN U CALL PHONE LINES, THEY ASK WHAT LANGUAGE U SPEAK!!/!!1!1

SHOCK

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shego:

shout out to people who have seen you naked but you can still have regular conversations with

shout out to people who can have regular conversations with you naked.

shout out to being naked

All this shit

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sheepalicious:

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nentindo:

how do beliebers still even exist

How do dumbasses still exist?

thats literally the exact same question

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rlmjob:

she dead

rlmjob:

she dead

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